After
having your first baby, there are certain behaviors that almost every
new mom and dad catch themselves doing. Sometimes, new parents don’t even
know that they are doing these things but Mike Spohr happily points them
out with a humorous list of 21 things all parents with a new baby are
guilty of doing. Scroll below to read the Buzzfeed staff writer’s list
that almost every parent can relate to!
ONCEKids Publishing is run by literacy advocate and Mompreneur Eileen Wacker. Click here to find her acclaimed books
ONCEKids Publishing is run by literacy advocate and Mompreneur Eileen Wacker. Click here to find her acclaimed books
1. Trusting some family members more than others to hold your baby
2. Trying to channel your inner photographer and take “artsy” pictures of your baby’s toes and fingers
3. Poking your baby to make sure they’re still breathing and then pretending it wasn’t you who woke the baby
4. Taking a while to feel 100% confident when carrying the baby from place to place
5. Breaking all your
social media rules you promised yourself you wouldn’t do before giving
birth. You want to post another picture of the baby so bad you can’t
resist but you hate yourself for it.
6. Thinking that your baby has an amazing personality and is smiling at you when they are actually just really gassy
7. Having those “I can’t do this” meltdowns
8. Using your baby as
an excuse for everything, like not texting back when you really were
just on candy crush or playing trivia crack
9. Taking very long baths or showers when you get the rare opportunities
10. Secretly thinking your baby is the cutest one in the room
11. Panicking when someone in public sneezes or coughs near your baby
12. Fantasizing about all the things you are going to do with your baby way in the future
13. Having to suppress the urge to freak out at people who ask you how much sleep you’ve been getting
14. Already judging other parents and their kids
15. Talking about who your baby looks like even though it’s way too early to tell
16. Really wishing that umbilical stump would just fall off already
17. Constantly being worried about your baby’s soft spot
18. Tuning out on the advice you’ve already been given 10 times before
19. Being terrified to cut your baby’s nails
20. Trying to act much
more in control of the situation than you really feel at your baby’s
first appointment with the pediatrician
21. And of course, loving the heck out of your baby more than you knew was possible
ONCEKids Publishing is run by literacy advocate and Mompreneur Eileen Wacker. Click here to find her acclaimed books
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