Showing posts with label babies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label babies. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 7, 2015

Watch Kids' Hilarious Responses to their first "Birds and the Bees" Talk With Their Parents

Most parents feel unprepared and awkward about having the “Birds and the Bees” talk with their children for the first time, but for everyone besides the child it can make for a pretty hilarious interaction. Watch as these parents sit their child down and for the first time explain to them where babies come from without resorting to the comfortable excuses like they were ordered by the “baby delivery man”. The theories presented by the children followed by their reactions to the truth will have you cracking up.


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Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Comedian Jason Good Puts Together a Hilarious List of the Differences Between Raising Your First and Second Kid

Anyone who has had more than one child can vouch for how differently their approach is to the second child versus the first. Every first time parent admits to being a perfectionist and perhaps just a little uptight when it came to their new baby’s food, clothes, room, and so on. But by the time a second child comes along who really cares…just kidding. But parents have definitely learned a thing or two from the first time around and what is important, so often times the second child is approached with a slightly different, little less uptight attitude! Comedian Jason Good sums it up perfectly with a funny, exaggerated list featured in his book “This is Ridiculous, This is Amazing”. 

“Raising Your First vs. Raising Your Second Child”
By Jason Good, Father of two

1. Food
First child: All homemade in special baby-food processor. Quinoa! Spinach! Sweet potatoes!
Second kid: Crackers.

2. Bed
First kid: Crib that Daddy put together himself while Mommy yelled at him.
Second kid: Mommy’s bed. Daddy now has his own room with a mattress on the floor surrounded by dirty socks.

3. Clothes
First kid: One hundred percent organic cotton. Some even made of bamboo? 
Second kid: His brother’s old clothes.

4. Parties
First kid: In our backyard with a piñata hanging from the Japanese maple.
Second kid: Pizza on the floor.

5. Bathing
First kid: Every night in a special bathtub that’s just the right size. Hand-washed with a soft or silky sponge. 
Second kid: Twice a week. Swimming pools count.

6. Nighttime routine
First kid: Swaddled in a Miracle Blanket. “Baby Beluga” sung to him. Asleep by 7:30pm.
Second kid: Falls asleep on the sofa with mom’s breast in his mouth at 10:30pm.

7. Friends
First kid: Playgroups, mommy and baby get-togethers in the park!
Second kid: His brother’s friends.

8. Toys
First kid: All handmade out of wood. Mostly Swedish.
Second kid: The boxes his brother’s toys came out of.

9. Shoes
First kid: Something European with an umlaut in its name.
Second kid: Old muddy shoes with faded umlaut and missing sole insert.

10. Potty training
First kid: Diapers, then some kind of training underwear, then underwear.
Second kid: Might wear a diaper till college.

11. Babysitter
First kid: A wonderful woman named Sarah, whom he loves and will cherish for the rest of his life.

Second kid: Doesn’t have one. We never go out.

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

What Your First Year As a Mother Teaches You

Motherhood continues to be a learning experience even when your child is no longer, well, a child. The surprises it brings are indescribable to someone who has not already been through it. Because of this, it isn’t possible to be entirely prepared to enter the world of motherhood. There are no baby books, classes, or people that can fully brace you for the chaos of parenting…in fact there really isn’t anything other than experience. And even that doesn’t always suffice! So as you can imagine, a mother-to-be with no experience is in for some big surprises, both good and not so good. 

You will learn so much during the first year as a parent, about you, your partner, and your baby. I asked real women the most valuable (and surprising) lessons they learned during their first year as a mother and these were their responses:

1. “It gets easier, then harder, then easier, then harder again.”

2. “Your first meal after giving birth will feel like the most incredible meal of your life- even if it’s just a sub and a diet pepsi.”

3. “It’s okay to leave the baby with the husband for some time alone, even if it’s just a shower!”

4. “You will Google things you never thought you would Google.”

5. “Take lots of pictures and make a photo album.”

6. “You have never known the definition of tired until now.”

7. “Seeing your husband in the role of a father makes you fall in love all over again.”

8. “It’s okay to use paper products instead of dishes because you’re too tired to even load the dishwasher.” 

9. “Take help when it’s offered and don’t feel ashamed about it.”

10. “Never say never.”

11. “You will learn what the true definition of ‘unconditional love’ is.”

12. “You will buy endless amounts of beautiful baby toys and all they want to play with are the remote and your phone.”

13. “Having a baby will test and strengthen you and your partner’s relationship.”

14. “Hangovers suck, hangovers as a mom suck way more.” 

15. “You will learn to be both humble and patient from your baby.”

16. “When you hear a baby crying in public, instead of feeling annoyance, you’ll feel sympathy. Even on an airplane. Actually, ESPECIALLY on an airplane.”

17. “Nothing slows you down like being a mom. Always remember to slow down and enjoy the moments because they won’t be babies forever.”


18. “The dishes can wait. Take a few moments to stop and just play with your child.” 

Friday, May 30, 2014

Survive Your Summer Pregnancy With These 10 Tips

Without question, pregnancy has its ups and downs, but during the hot summer months it can feel impossible for your body to adjust. Extra blood flow causes higher than normal body temperatures, then add on a few extra pounds, combined with 90 degree temperatures and the term “bun in the oven” is going to start to feel literal. Luckily there are a few tips for mommys-to-be on how to stay cool this summer without racking up sky high air conditioning bills. 

1. Go for frequent swims
The best way for anyone to cool off in the hot summer weather is by swimming, but for our mommys-to-be it doesn’t just do that it also takes some pressure off the sciatic nerve and lets her relax and float seemingly weightlessly for a little while. 

2. Stay hydrated
Drinking lots of fluids is always important for expecting mothers but during the hot summer months it can be easier to get dehydrated. Not drinking enough fluids can lead to increased risk for preterm labor, early contractions, and an overall increase in pregnancy aches. In addition to at least 8 glasses of water a day, pregnant women should also be drinking plenty of sports drinks, milk, and orange juice to replenish electrolytes and stay refreshed in the hot sun!


3. Adjust your wardrobe 
Keeping your closet filled with lightweight, breathable clothes made from fabrics such as cotton or linen is a tremendous help when you’re stuck in the heat. They help circulate air, keeping sweat stains and heat rashes to a minimum- plus they are just more comfortable.

4. Stick to comfortable shoes
When the summer months come around, it’s hard to not want to get out your wedges, sandals, and flip flops but those shoes may just not be practical for your comfort these days. Make sure to wear comfortable and supportive shoes that are larger than your normal size to make room for some swelling. 

5. Invest in a good pair of sunglasses (or five)
For those mornings you aren’t feeling your best (cause morning sickness isn’t hard enough now it’s in 85 degree weather), giving your eyes a rest from the bright sun can do wonders. 

6. Treat yourself to a massage
The fluid that causes swelling, especially in your hands, feet, and ankles, often gets worse in the hot summer weather so make sure to prop your feet up and treat yourself to a professional pregnancy massage every now and then to help soothe some of the aches and pains. 

7. Avoid excess sodium
While it’s important not to cut out sodium altogether, reducing some of your sodium intake can help with some of the heat-induced swelling. 

8. Opt for stay-cations rather than vacations
Long road trips in hot weather with a pregnant belly can be very uncomfortable and sometimes stressful on mommys-to-be. So instead of trying to go on lots of trips this summer, keep your vacations closer to home. Use your time off to do everything you’d do on a real vacation, just in the comfort of your own home. I had a family friend who referred to this as a “stay-cation”. 

9. Lounge as much as possible
This is your time to relax and kickback before the baby comes, because once your baby has arrived you won’t be doing much relaxing! So spend time with the husband, read your trashy magazines, watch your guilty pleasure shows, lounge by the pool, go for walks, and so on. 

10. Hit the mall

The heat outside can make you not want to leave your house- but we don’t recommend hiding out at home for three months. Instead hit the mall, a place known to blast air conditioning. This way you can still stay cool and indoors without being confined to your house. Maybe you can even get a little baby shopping done!